Monday, February 05, 2007

Dating Dos and Don'ts (from the single woman's perspective)


DO date someone who can make you laugh

DON'T date someone for their great smile


DO date someone who knows current news

DON'T date someone who has to ask who the president is


DO date someone who has a full calendar

DON'T date someone who's been unemployed for more than 20 days (after 21 days, everything becomes a habit!)


DO date someone has been to a nicer restaurant than Mimi's

DON'T date someone who's "perfect date" is McDonalds while driving up and down PCH (Pacific Coast Highway or Highway 1 in California)


DO date someone who remembers things you've told him about yourself

DON'T date someone who can't remember your date plans


DO date someone who has at least 1 suit in his closet

DON'T date someone who pairs a truckers hat with ever outfit


DO date someone who is your friend

DON'T date someone whom you don't know very well, but whom you think you are in love with


DO date someone who initiates the date

DON'T date someone because your brother talked him into it


DO date someone who's a gentleman

DON'T date someone who's a macho man


DO date someone who is intellectually stimulating

DON'T date someone who is only visually stimulating


DO date someone who follows the golden rule

DON'T date someone who follows the yellow brick road


DO date someone who makes you think

DON'T date someone who can't think for themselves



Lastly....


DO date someone who loves life

DON'T date someone who lives for "love"


(now it's actually finding him. or uh, letting him find you! - DO date someone who chased you, DON'T date someone you had to run down!)


Happy V Day!

The Queen

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