VDay Survival Kit includes:
1 Ray of hope that someone will send you a valentine
1 Mask of indifference as you watch your coworkers squeal over flower deliveries
1 Smile of tolerance as you hear everyone's dinner plans
1 Ray of hope that someone will send you a valentine
1 Mask of indifference as you watch your coworkers squeal over flower deliveries
1 Smile of tolerance as you hear everyone's dinner plans
1 Friend who's even more pathetic than you, which in turn makes you feel a bit better
1 Hundred pounds of Ghirardelli Chocolate Caramel Squares
1 Sappy Romantic movie to live vicariously through
1 CD of songs about jilted lovers
1 Smokin' outfit
1 Camera to capture all the bliss
1 Thought of denial that you even care what day it is
and last but not least....
1 Match to burn this ridiculous survival kit so you can move on and count your blessings
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY FRIENDS.... May you all own that perfect pair of high heeled shoes, may you eat all the chocolate you want and give the calories away and may you have the absolutely perfect pair of rose colored glasses to look through today!
The Queen
3 comments:
Right back at ya, Sista!
Loved this posting!
Before I met my hubby, my girlfriends and I would get all dolled up and go out on the town as a group. Believe it or not, there are men out there in the same boat... ;0)
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